Author Archives: Dummy In Chief

Still reeling from the Bahrain decision

But the Dumb Scores are updated for Monaco

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Sometimes it’s hard to find a pram big enough…

… isn’t it Lewis?

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Barcelona

It’s a mark of increased expectations that a race that eventful – in Barcelona of all places – feels like a bit of a letdown after the last few rounds… Vettel climbs back on top of the Dumb Scores, Chinstrap … Continue reading

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Tardy

Big weekend at Dumb Towers so we’re a bit late with the usual nonsense. Won’t be long…

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Gawd strewf!

Part-time Terry Wogan lookalike Mark “My old man’s a dustman” Blundell gone done been made a race steward for Barcelona! That’ll make for some interesting, if incomprehensible, stewards’ reports. If the BBC get hold of him for an interview let’s … Continue reading

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Adrian Sutil – Nightclub Brawler

When reports of Adrian Sutil’s recent bust up in a Shanghai nightclub surfaced the other day we have to admit that our first thought was… Not big, not clever, but most definitely in the traditions of the Hellraisers of previous … Continue reading

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Greece

We see that Greece is the latest country looking to host a Formula One GP: http://planet-f1.com/driver/18227/6928069/Greece-vying-for-a-place-on-the-calendar …and in completely unrelated news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13369093

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Separated at birth?

When his Ferrari career is over Felipe Massa has a job waiting for him on the inevitable remake of ‘Fantasy Island’.

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