When reports of Adrian Sutil’s recent bust up in a Shanghai nightclub surfaced the other day we have to admit that our first thought was…
Not big, not clever, but most definitely in the traditions of the Hellraisers of previous eras and it showed a bit of character in these bland, PR-friendly times.
Then details emerged of what he’d actually done (‘allegedly’ of course if any lawyers are reading).
You glassed someone Adrian? Really? What’s wrong with you? Couldn’t risk clenching those classical piano playing digits into a fist?
And, just to add insult to (very real) injury, you glassed him with a fucking champagne flute – do you aspire to be the world’s most high-class thug?
If the story’s true, and we sincerely hope it proves to be wild rumour, then you deserve to be locked up pal.
