But the Dumb Scores are updated for Monaco

… isn’t it Lewis?

It’s a mark of increased expectations that a race that eventful – in Barcelona of all places – feels like a bit of a letdown after the last few rounds…

Vettel climbs back on top of the Dumb Scores, Chinstrap picks up some hero points for adding a bit of excitement to the chase,  Alonso makes the start of the season so far, Ickle gets a big handful of points for making his way up the field after a no-show in quali, Heikki sticks a Lotus into Q2. All good…

Chinstrap’s beard is really coming in now isn’t it?

Big weekend at Dumb Towers so we’re a bit late with the usual nonsense. Won’t be long…

Part-time Terry Wogan lookalike Mark “My old man’s a dustman” Blundell gone done been made a race steward for Barcelona!

That’ll make for some interesting, if incomprehensible, stewards’ reports.

If the BBC get hold of him for an interview let’s hope they keep him well away from Eddie Jordan’s incisive, rapier sharp interrogation – that kind of combined dribble could punch a hole through time…

When reports of Adrian Sutil’s recent bust up in a Shanghai nightclub surfaced the other day we have to admit that our first thought was…

Not big, not clever, but most definitely in the traditions of the Hellraisers of previous eras and it showed a bit of character in these bland, PR-friendly times.

Then details emerged of what he’d actually done (‘allegedly’ of course if any lawyers are reading).

You glassed someone Adrian? Really? What’s wrong with you? Couldn’t risk clenching those classical piano playing digits into a fist?

And, just to add insult to (very real) injury, you glassed him with a fucking champagne flute – do you aspire to be the world’s most high-class thug?

If the story’s true, and we sincerely hope it proves to be wild rumour, then  you deserve to be locked up pal.

We see that Greece is the latest country looking to host a Formula One GP: http://planet-f1.com/driver/18227/6928069/Greece-vying-for-a-place-on-the-calendar

…and in completely unrelated news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13369093